An Oldie But Goldie

OK, our favourite musicians have given us a break and they have NOT appeared live in any TV show,radio show, no mag or paper interview for the last week...so let´s grab some old jokes...
Larry is one of the most personal and low profile of the four members of U2, so enigmatic and thought to be moody and at times sullen,he has been the object of the "Chuck-Norris style facts" jokes...

Larry Mullen Jr Facts

• Larry Mullen Jr does not play drums, he beats them.

• The real reason Larry couldn't be the leader of the band was his 17 different kinds of awesome caused fans' heads to explode during concerts. To balance out the situation the lamest was selected.

• Larry Mullen Jr's body naturally produces his own styling gel.

• Once at a press conference, Larry Mullen Jr. was asked what he thought about drum machines. There were no survivors.

• Larry Mullen Jr does not run. Instead the ground beneath his feet rotates faster.

• Larry Mullen Jr's rhythm keeps the rotation of the Solar System in balance.

• Larry Mullen Jr does not need to adjust for tempo. Time adjusts itself out of fear.

• Larry Mullen Jr owns Norway

• When asked why he never gets to solo Larry Mullen Jr replied "I don't want to shatter your perception of reality."

• When Larry Mullen Jr gets drunk he actually gains braincells. (LOL!!)

• Larry Mullen Jr once met Chuck Norris and it was declared a "draw."

• When the Grim Reaper dies Larry Mullen Jr. will come to collect him.
  

• Larry Mullen Jr has two settings: Drum, and be annoyed at Bono.

• NATO made Larry Mullen Jr grow his hair to produce air drag to slow him down. Be glad it does.

• Larry Mullen Jr's *glare* cannot be photographed by man-made cameras.

• The British retain possession of Northern Ireland only because Larry Mullen Jr. lets them. (This is the BEST one, LOL!!)

• Larry Mullen Jr's heart is a smallblock V8 engine.

• Larry Mullen Jr. will never die. The only way he can die is if you kill him. Larry Mullen Jr. would like to see you try.

• Larry Mullen Jr challenges statues to staring contests. The score so far?

LARRY MULLEN JR - 1,345,147
STATUES – 0

• Larry Mullen Jr did the entire War album in one 32 minute session using only a garbage can, a bucket and some chopsticks he stole from a Sushi bar.

• Larry Mullen Jr pierced his ear with his finger.

• Larry Mullen Jr breaks wood with his hands and the splinters that get stuck in his hands are later used as some drumsticks. Sometimes he doesn't even remove them from his hands.

• Larry Mullen Jr CHOOSES when to grow wrinkles.

source: www.atu2blog.com